What happens to fashionable clothes when there’s no excuse for people to wear them? They wear them to take out trash. There’s a new trend. We don’t quite what to call it because it doesn’t draw parallels to anything we’ve seen yet.
Presenting, the trash walk.
1. Men in tutus
Admit it. This is a sight for sore eyes. On a side note, it’s a wonder how they got into those dresses.
2. Married to the bin
When you walk down the driveway holding hands with the trash bin. Never more romantic!
3. Stylish garbage day to you
It appears they’re dressed for an evening engagement, except they’re posing hand in hand with trash bins.
4. Binned on a date
This lady has found a date who wears a hat on a squarish green body with two wheels in his hind-quarters. We’re curious to know what transpired.
5. Queen of the bin
‘Bin Queen of Love’ is what this adorable and spunky lady has entitled her new avatar. Love and respect to the new queen of all things love and trash.
6. Party trasher
It’s what they call people who wear a costume and drink on a bin turned over. Did we just see the future of partying?
7. Iron Man’s latest Endgame
They killed him off in Avengers. Now he works from home. Call or email for autograph.
8. The Mer-made a sensation
Meet Danielle Askew who started Facebook’s latest sensation, Bin Isolation Outing, that’s already gained 1 million members and counting. Thank you Danielle. Quick question, how did you lug the bin wearing that?
9. Grin and beer it!
The two biggest benefits of this cosplay. 1) Get free beer for advertising the brand 2) Hide the beer belly it gave you with something meaningful. Cheers!
10. Wonder Woman trashes it
Wonder Woman spotted standing atop a garbage bin wearing gumboots. Someone call Justice League.
11. Trash like an Egyptian
Remember this late 80’s chartbuster by the Bangles? Here’s the 2020 ‘trash day’ cover version.
Does people dressing up to take out the trash point to serious underlying issues? We’ll put it down to yet another contagious oddity of the Virus age.
There’s more laughs coming your way if you care to read the silly things done under lockdown, DIY haircuts gone wrong, funniest moments from the hit comedy, Community, and lots more. Keep exploring, keep laughing.